Humor

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: “If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.  If you are laughing, send me your smile.  If you are eating, send me a bite.  If you are drinking send me a sip.  If you are crying, send me your tears.  I love you!”

The husband, typically non-romantic, replied: “I am on the toilet. Please advise.”

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